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bad_dog76
August 11, 2006
Ya know I don't get this guy. After he flops the nuts with 24 and Mike folds A5 (top 2 pair) Mike says "I'm laying that down because you have 24 and I'm not going to draw against a made hand". Yet the very last hand KGB says "You're on a draw Mike" and continues to bet into him. What a short memory KGB must have. I did love his accent though. Rouners was a great movie

Unregistered
November 5, 2005

Originally Posted by Unregistered

"I'm still up 20 grand from the last time I stick it in you" then when he makes those horse noises and started galloping I almost died laughing.

hes not galloping

Unregistered
November 4, 2005
That ace comes out on the river, he slowly lays it down and says "It hurts doesn't it?" BTW I like to use that line when i have a value hand and i think someones drawing to a flush or something like that and that third suited card doesnt come out. I also like to say it when I'm bluffing and want to get the other guy to lay down.

Unregistered
November 4, 2005
The real question that bugs the hell out of me is: What did KGB have on that last hand where mikey flopped the nut str8? I have debated this many times with my friends at our home game. My guess is he had pocket aces again.

Unregistered
October 2, 2005
"I'm still up 20 grand from the last time I stick it in you" then when he makes those horse noises and started galloping I almost died laughing.

jim
September 26, 2005
you people don't know how to quote worth a damn here

hal
July 21, 2005
I steel up from dis last time I steeck et in you!!

nick
July 12, 2005
like last time when i STICK IT IN YOU!

Jetsfan315
July 7, 2005
MR. SON OF A BIATCH... LETS PLAY SOME CAARDZ. CHECK CHECK CHECK, HE TRAP ME! MODA FUCKA! KGB is the greatest.

Nedrow
July 6, 2005
Voodoo mut!!!! Check, check, check. He trapped me

Unregistered
July 5, 2005
woundnt it kick ass if he was real

james
July 3, 2005
Mr. Son of a bitch.

John Malkovich
July 3, 2005
I saw John Malkovich in Chicago one day, talking on a cell phone in the alley. What a dork!

ludo
June 23, 2005
want a cookie?

IMtheLantern
June 22, 2005
I noticed that He really got a lot smareter since the time when he was was working the hay bails with George. Not much langauge improvement though.

Unregistered
May 5, 2005
I don't heeave a spade.. i heeave the aces

gekko
April 25, 2005
John is a genius. That is quite possibly the greatest accent in movie history. I wish he was playing Dick Van Dyke instead of Matt Damon. That would have been class...

atal
March 21, 2005
great character, great scene, great actor great movie!so...you are setting the apple

james moran
March 15, 2005
I've never seen Rounders

P..
March 5, 2005
I WILL SPLASH THE POT WHENZEVER THE @#$@ I WANT... YOUS THE BETTOR.. ahhh JM great acting

Unregistered
January 29, 2005
Malcovich is terrible at accents. I think it's 'cause he speaks his own so strangly. He's a good actor, though he should stay away from accents.

z..
January 27, 2005
Funniest thing I've ever seen. This dude is at the bellagio, stuffing pork pad thai down his throat like there was no friggin tommorrow. Washed all down with a Coke.

Unregistered
December 22, 2004
Good hand. Catching that Jack on the turn you got luckee.

Paul Philliips
December 19, 2004
Pay dat mayn his muuny

Unregistered
December 9, 2004
he was in my home game last night, and we cleaned him out, because we gave him some oreos to eat...

handu amir
November 16, 2004
I play him in 2004 wsop he good player take all my chip

Ken.
October 13, 2004
I'll splash the pot, whenever the feuk I pleaaze

Unregistered
October 5, 2004
The fack did you lay the down

aatwoson
September 26, 2004
Missed your straight!? I better GO ALL IN with a marginal hand because you might call a $10,000 bet with your busted straight!

Unregistered
September 21, 2004
just like a young man coming in for a quickie... I feel so unsatisfied

Unregistered
September 21, 2004
yall are crazy, lol....

ken.
September 14, 2004
Cheuk, Cheuk, Cheuk....I STIUCK It TO YOU!

whatever
August 13, 2004
ANOTHER good reason NOT to go to Alabama

AlabamaGene
August 10, 2004
I swear I'm going to stab the next person who uses a rounders quote at a table

Unregistered
August 6, 2004
pey theeat mayn hes monny

Ace Magnet
July 28, 2004
"Your not hungry"

KGB
July 28, 2004
Ha just kidding my name is john malkovich

KGB
July 28, 2004
Laid down a monster. Should have paid me off. The fack did you lay the down for?

KGB
July 28, 2004
Ok meester son of a beetch...lets play some cards

blah
July 24, 2004
Ices fool, Mike.

kess
July 21, 2004
i stick it to you!!!!

KGB
July 17, 2004
i like oreos and crying b/c mike mcd beat me

Brompton
July 6, 2004
allegaytore blood.he beest me!!

roy batty
July 3, 2004
Check Check Check!

KGB
Kgb June 25, 2004
He is Worst, I mean what the heck his tells were not consistent throughout the Movie but I got him though I am Mike McD =)