Worm: "In the poker game of life, women are the rake . . . they are the fucking rake."
Kinish: "And I need a blowjob from Christy Turlington."
Mike: "Listen, if you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table then you ARE the sucker."
Mike: "I felt like Buckner walking back into Shea."
KGB: "I'm just paying you with your own money from the last time I stick it in you."
KGB: "He beat me - straight up. Pay him. Pay that man his money."
Worm: "Hey, thats a hell of an elk."
Worm: "You should have played those Kings, Mike."
Worm: "You know what always cheers me up? Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Playing all-night, high-limit hold'em at the Taj, where the sand turns to gold."
Mike: "I'm sorry John, I don't remember."
Mike: "I have what is called "the wheel". It has earthy undertones, a smooth draw, and enough kick to win me the high and the low."
Worm: "Fuck you and your never-ending string of boats."
Worm: "When the money is gone, it's time to move on."
Mike: "You fucked his mother."
Worm: "If you want to see this next card then you will stop speaking fucking Sputnik."
Mike: "Not hungry?", after KGB throws the Oreo's against the wall after losing a big hand.
Worm: "..with those fake Versace shirts and shit?"
Worm: "I need your charity like I need your cock up my ass."
Mike: "Amarillo Slim, the greatest proposition gambler of all time, held to his father's maxim, 'You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once'".
Mike: "It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money."
Mike: "In Confessions of a Winning Poker Player, Jack King said, 'Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.'"
Random Guy: "Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?"