Get your money back? Youre walkin around blind without a cane buddy. You really think I remember the thousands of people ive scammed? You were robbed. Take it like a man. I am a fat ,hideous, distasteful, unsavory, malicious, degenerate gambler that syphons cash from casino patrons as frequently as i syphon oxygen into my lungs because im TJ Cloutier and I can. The only thing meaningful in life is the next bet. Thats why I exist; for the next bet. Next time ill rip you off $2000 instead of $200 because you whine like a little girl. Stop crying, wipe those tears away and get on with your life kid. By the way if you have $200 I can borrow then disregard what I said above. Youre a wonderful individual and your generosity will be your ticket into heaven. Now, wheres the $200.

TJ Cloutier is the man. I've only been playing poker for about a month and a half, but I've been studying it for at least 5 hours a day, and from watching countless poker videos and tournaments, I've acquired a great liking for TJ Cloutier. Not only is he just a cool as ice person, but he's also the best no limit hold'em tournament player in the world, and those tournaments are the engine of the caddilac of poker.

You have been playinging for a couple months and you are ready to take on the world, eh?Hey Luke, tell me where you are playing, I want to be in the game against you. LOL.

TJ is the babe ruth of poker there is a lot of greats out there, but hes the best and if what he says is true that he can remember the way a man plays years later that pretty unbelievable.

emailed one of the bloggers on poker pages about who was the person he/she was talking about when he/she stated that a poker pro won his sixth bracelet at the wsop but probbly wouldnt have claim to all of the first place money(because of backers) or will probbly blow it in craps-- tj was the person he/she was talking about.

does he have teeth? mine are bad but atleast they're there

nice rack

This guys got some impressive tits for a guy

Aug 10 comment "I'd hit it". that's the funniest thing I've seen on all of these message boards. runner up was the guy who told James woods to stick to acting b/c he was good in "Jaws". haha

But he *was* good in Jaws.. whats the joke?

I hate degenerate lying gamblers.

All the phoney BS about 50 "Major" wins is just that!

His record is as follows: (1st-2nd-3rd)

WSOP 6 - 5 - 4
Others 5 - 3 - 9

That's 11 wins total (listed by Card Player Mag)

total earnings $5,229,595

Yeah, I know these guys are good players and accomplished a lot back in the day, but it bothers me when ESPN and WPT hypes these players in current tournaments when they haven't done much in the past few years. I think most players today would feel more comfortable playing against Doyle Brunson or TJ Cloutier than Gus Hanson or Greg Raymer.

This guy isnt all hes made up to be. I big donkey, tries touse his rep to scare people, and it doesnt work. When has won last? He sometimes just stumbles onto final tables, because after all, if you play enough tourneys, you have to get deep at some point even on dumb luck

Hes broke
 

Well to further continue about this DONK, he is totally broke, will start talking to you at whatever table your at with him give you a SOB story and ask you to stake him in a 300 DOLLAR statillite, lololol, pathetic

Overrated!

OVERRATED! If anyone played poker since the 1930's like this guy they'd probably have 11 titles too. How old is TJ? 135?

Jimmy Hustles
 

Overrated? Must be a fish if u think this man is overrated. If u do your homework you'll learn how many times the great T.J. has been outdrawn at final tables. O another thing bad dog76, whats the last final table of a major world poker tournament have u made it to? By the way, your calling a chess/poker proven champion a donkey?? good one bad dog76.. Maybe one day you'll have a poker book out just like T.J.!!!!

When did he last win???....2005 WSOP $5000 buy in 466 entries.
You idiot!

Hey Jimmy
 

When did I ever call him a "Donkey"? I said he was OVERRATED. Overrated means he gets too much credit for losing.
If I had the money these guys have and played in as many tourney's as TJ I'm sure I'd make a few final tables

His total listed tournament finishes.......

45 wins
42 2nd's
33 3rd's
15 4th's
22 5th's = 135 top 5 finishes

Only $78,015 in tournament cashes in 2008;
His lowest amt since 1989

What's happened??? he has two cashes for a total of $8,421 in 2009..........

Is he being black-balled by the poker community(no
sponsorship from Poker stars or full-tilt ???

Mabe he tried to shut everybody else out of his failed "MOUNTAIN" poker site...I don't know ?

It just came out..he had pawned a WSOP braclet, and didn't recoup it....the pawn shop sold it on e-bay for $4,006!

Why was he black-balled by the poker community;
all the others are making $$$$$$ with the poker sites...why did he try the "Mountain" site that failed? was he forced into this,because he wasn't invited in with the others?? Or had he pissed off others with some previous dealings????

Tj cl
 

Not a nice man he is nothing more then a phoney a broke and living off his past rep when theire were only the same players in the game and most of them were cheats including the so called legands look it up and see for your self i lived in vegas and saw these phoneys every day :(

Tj a rich man he is a broke and a phoney
 

tj couldnt win if he had a winning machine always looking to use some one elses cash

Just saw TJ @ WSOP shooting craps, he's lost much
weight, and uses a electric cart....must have had a stroke!