Hmm..U fellows are so jealous of me being good friends with Howard..and if Im so bad at poker how comes I beat Howard the last 4 times we played together..After each time I beat him I explained where he had gone wrong and he agreed to tighten his game up..so now Howard will have a good end to 2005!

englishcat you say you beat howard 80% of the time and the reason you dont play at the world series of poker is because you dont want to take there money BULL SHIT howard can baet you any day and and you have to be mean to play poker ok pussy you just make up these thing up AND howard can tell what cards you have in a second and he dont need to ask you what to do when he has a good hand so stop lieing englishcat

That above post is v cruel..All I have to say is Howard and I are good friends..I have gave him many tips on poker..for example last time we played together he held KK..He was looking at his cards and I could see his hands start to shake a little..He said "Raise" In a husky voice..I was holding 10 10..I immediately said "I fold" then turned them over..Howard looked at me in shock..he said "Cat thats a good hand heads up why did u lay?!"..I said " I knew u had a good hand Howard" and then proceeded to tell him what tells He gave me..after that His tells are getting harder to pick!

lol lol lolif i had a million dollars I'd buy you love....lol

he knows better to do that he never shakes whatch him on tv jackass and ms pocket you are crazy and englishcat get a life howard know better ok

I can't help it guys, I have these fantasies about all of the (male) poker players. Maybe it is a result of getting ass drilled by my cousins, I am not sure. All I know is I love cock, and any one of the players on here can show me their "pocket rockets" anytime.

howard is one of the hardest players to read. and also 10-10 is a good hand no matter how many players

Thanks Ms Pockets..want to be my friend?..anyways its all true about Howard and of course u cant see his hands shake on Tv now cos I told him how to get rid of it..He rang tonight by the way..he said "Cat when are u coming over I havent seen u for a while" I said "How about I fly over on Monday and see u?"..he was so excited and started whooping and cheering..he said "Wow Cat you have made my day I cat wait to see you again"..see you soon friend Howard :)

You people are too funny. I got on this site to learn more about some top poker players. I am a "Saturday evening kitchen table" player, $10 buy in kind of thing. Even then I usually get beat! I just like watching the WPT and wanted to know more about some of my favorite players. Half of the people who post on here are nuts! My favorite is Englishcat. I love the way he gets all of the rest of you worked up. Don't you all realize that this is just a lonley guy who forgot to take his medication. If you quit responding to him he will get bored and take up a new website where he can tell everyone he is best friends with all of the top players on the PBA bowling tour. Then perhaps we could actually read what mentally stable people think of these great poker players. Just a thought.

Amazed I take offence at your stereotyping of the mentally ill - how would YOU like it if YOUR bother or sister was a spazmong? I bet you wouldn't like it when they started eating their own faeces in public or pretended to be a parrot. Have a little more respect for the loonies.

LOL @ Wizardio.

I am friends with Howard and he will tell you the same if u would ask him..as a matter of fact Im on the phone to him now...I wish U all had a cam so I could show u me on the phone to him...hes talking about Annie and George at the moment..theyre having a few problems with Annie being away a lot of the time..I just said to Howard.."My friend shall I come over and talk to George and reassure him everythings ok?"..Howard said "Cat thats brilliant come over soon and talk to him,he knows you well and will listen to you" so Im flying over on Friday and talking to George (Annies Husband)..It will be cool to catch up again!

englishcat you are fuckl up in the head im being honest you need some help how can he get rid of that in a day you said you have a home game like a day or two days ago now you and howard hasnt see each other for a long time you need help i mean it

I bought his DVD's and they helped my game a ton. I e-mailed Mr. L a few questions and he was nice enough to answer them. Englishcat, get a life.Flashy play looks great on tv, and sucking out on a draw is dramatic, but not good poker.So for the trash talking types, enjoy your bluster, but if you sit with me you would keep your mouth shut, I can guarantee it.And a guy like Howard would demolish you at the table.

Hiya all..just writing this from Annies laptop at the moment..her and George are arguing at the moment so its best to keep out of the way lol..I can say Ive seen a few plates flying about!.anyways Ive talked to George and hes ok with Annie flying all over playing poker..I said "George everybody has a dream and Annies dream is to dominate in a Mans game"..George thought for a minute and said "Cat I think you are right,I wont argue with Annie about it any more"..by the way theyre arguing now about whats for supper tonight..Annie wants Tacos and George wants steak!

englishcat you not on her laptop look at your id addresses you are at your house. see your addresses is 82.34.53.61 and you say you are at her house and it says 82.34.53.61 so you lieing. see you dont know any poker player

I am on her laptop at the moment..My IP is the same as I log in with a needle programme meaning its the same on any computer..anyways I best go Annie and I are going out for a few drinks with Howard..George doesnt want to come hes in his study drawing a new map of the planets..Thats his job by the way :)

when i go to the libary somtime and i log in my password and go to this it has a differnt idaddress then my home laptop so the idaddress is in the computer. so you lieing

and that was for englishcat

and englishcat you say in in london with cris and you say you at annies house so you at london and america at the same time

chris

thats not howard's job, hes a poker pro.

Hiya all..Im back in England now..it was a good night with Annie and Howard..we had so much beer lol..Howard got drunk quite quickly but Annie and I were knocking them back..Im afraid to say Annie and I kissed in a dark corner of the bar...anyways about Howard..Hes on the phone to me now..He says hes got a hangover lol..I just said "Howard you cant play poker with a hangover"..He groaned and said "Never again Cat never again"..Poor Howard!

Hiya all...Im sad to inform you that im broke yet again...I have no choice but to take desperate measures...I have decided to rent my anus to the public...My conditions and rates are as follows: Less than 6 inches, $50/min.; 6-10 inches, $10/min.; over 10 inches, FREE AND NO TIME LIMIT!!!

Hmm hilarious..all i got to say is I Know Howard v well and we are getting together soon..I received a letter today from him with a parcel in it...itwas a t shirt saying "Lederer king of the table"..Im wearing it now I wish you could see!

I rung Howard earlier and we had a long conversation..he said "Cat Im thinking of retiring from poker and going into the building business"..I was quite shocked and said "Howard why would you want to do that? you are a good poker player"..he said "I know Cat but you beat me all the time we play and I get a bit lost on self confidence"..I said to him "Howard my friend You have to admit after weve been playing you have improved significantly"..Howard had to agree with me and will carry on playing!..good old Howard :)

hey englishcat i know you lieng you im going to say again why you lieing you said that you and chris was out night clubbing but on the same night you was at annies house and you said that you was writting from annie computer but the id adresses says that you was at your house because the id addresses is in the computer abd you and annies kiss she has two take care of her kids she doesnt have time to anwser all of this and dont give me all this shit like i do know howard sohoward rung me up last night. so anwser this if you can ok englishcat

Howard is my friend and I will see him next week for a home game!

anwser my post on AUGO3 come on englishcat

Hiya all..Howard phoned earlier..he sounded pretty upset..I said "Whats the matter friend Howard?"..he said "Cat,Im in a home game tonight and you wont be there,Annie and George will be there but you wont be"..I said "Howard I will be there in spirit and I will be thinking of you"..Howard cheered up at this and said "Oh cat you are such a good friend,thanks"..anyways I bet hes playing now..Good luck Howard!

Tut tut above post awful and wasnt by me..Anyways Howard just rung my mobile because Im at Devilfishes..He won his home game last night!..said he went all in on the end with 10 jack and outdrew Annies AK..he expected me to be pleased for him but I had to be harsh..I said "Howard dont go all in with that in future you will lose more than you win"..Howard stammered "But Cat,Its quite a good hand"..I said "No,Howard fold it in future"..he thought for a bit and laughed and said "Oh Cat you are right,I was lucky,thanks for the tip"..I said "Anytime friend Howard"!

You'd be surprised how often 10-j or 10-q can outdraw big slick.

Yes but as I told Howard big slick is favourite over 10 j every day of the week :)

guess whos on the phone at the min? yes its Howard!..he just said "Cat come over and stay with me and we can play home games"..I said "Ok Howard will Annie be there too?"..he said "Yes and Cat,Annie adores you,she said to me in confidence that she thinks of you while kissing George!"..I said "Oh Howard what do u think to that?"..he said "Thats ok Cat you are my friend and I dont mind"..good old Howard!

Howard phoned tonight..hes sending me plane tickets for next week to fly over and see him!..he said Annie put up half the money for the tickets..Its going to be so cool seeing him and Annie again...I cant wait !

when will englishcunt be banned from this site? someone find out how

Last post evil..using such base and foul language..ban him!..Howard would hate to see that language..one time when we was out in a club near his home a drunk fellow used that awful word in front of him..quick as a flash Howard said "Buddy I think you better go out before I knock u out"..the guy looked ashamed and embarrassed..I turned to Howard and said "Well said Howard"..he said "Thanks Cat"..true story

I would know the truth if it fell on my pointy little head. Me saying that something is the truth is like me saying that I am not a rampant homosexual douchebag.

Howard just phoned..he sounded quite upset..he said "Cat,Annie is in a bad way,shes thinking of leaving George and wants you to come over and meet her"..I said "Why does she want to meet me Howard my friend?".he said "Because Annie is mad about u Cat and she wants to see if it will work out with you"..I was dumbfounded and said "Wow Howard I adore Annie I will come over very soon,and the advantage of being with her Howard is that You and I can play lots of home games"..Howard chuckled and said "Hurry up Cat Id love to see you with her"!

englishcat you are bullshitt on a poker tournament couple of days ago they look in side annies live and she and george was kissing and just happy and everthing esle you are lieing like you told howard what to do at some thing he doesnt need help. and when annie and you kissed you said you was at london with jesus how can you be at to places at once.one more thing annie has kids and she would never leave them ok englishcat.