Hi all,Dave is on the phone to me now..hes back home up North..Im afraid to say Hes feeling a bit ill at the min...has bad flu...I must send him some beer and grapes to help him..He sounds a bit groggy..Poor Dave!

Ive just got off the phone to Dave..hes feeling a lot better and is fed up of being in bed all day..I said to him "Dave why dont I come up on friday and we play a home game at your place?"..Dave started coughing and whooping and said "Wow Cat I feel better already I cant wait to see you on Friday"..I will be there Dave..and if you are well enough we will set sail on Hearty on Saturday and have a good day out!

Had a quick call from Dave earlier confirming the weekend..he sounded a lot better and said "Cat I cant wait til then,come up tomorrow"..I promised I would and will see Dave at lunchtime!

Ummm... Dude, englishcat, I don't know you. Why do you get your kicks off acting like you know me? Get a life.

But Dave you do know me..we are good friends..and anyways I know that isnt u lol..Im about to leave to go to Daves on the train..he said he will wait up for me then we are going clubbing..its going to be excellent tonight...I wonder how many women we will pull!

Which is it? Are you screwing Shana Hiatt, leaving to see Dave, or about to play Phil Laak in a home game. Maybe you're golfing with Dan Harrington, or having sex with phil Ivey, you claimed on the other pages to be doing all these things on the same day.

Hiya all..Im at Daves now!.Im on my needle account so IP addy is the same...anyways Dave and I are about to go nightclubbing..Weve drunk loads of beer so are in the mood to go out and get some girls back to Daves place!Its going to be so cool :)

I went clubbing with DAVE..We pulled 4 women lol..we made love to them all night..was great...am back home now..DAVE rung tho and said "Great night Cat"..I said "The best Dave"..he laughed and agreed :)

doesnt he have a wife

Hiya again..Dave and I have had a great day..Weve been out sailing on "Hearty" again!..we had loads of beer and got the same 2 girls as a few weeks go back on board!..it was nice weather and the girls were laughing all day and My and Daves Jokes..they said it was the best day theyd ever had..anyways Im back now and Daves at home cos he just phoned me let me now he was back safe..he said "Cat we will set sail one day next week"..gonna be so cool..see you soon Dave!

When I think of what a "fast company" poker player would look like, I picture Dave. He is a great player, enough said.

Hiya all..Dave rung me earlier..Hes coming down to my neck of the woods to see his Uncle tomorrow..he said "Cat,tomorrow night how do you fancy a night out?"..I said "Sounds good Dave,we will go to the casino and clean up then go nightclubbing"..Dave laughed and said "Sounds like a perfect night Cat"!

It makes me laugh to hear so many Americans slag the fish off as "barely semi-pro" etc. when you realise he came back from this year's WSOP more than 300k up. Ier what that says about the American pro's if he comes back with so much...?

Good point Ben..Dave once told me "If u are at the table and cant spot the fish then u are the fish"..truer words never said..I said to him whenhe phoned earlier "The fish are always on the bank squirming against you Dave"..he laughed and said "Thanks friend Cat Im the best"!

Dave said them actually to the last post..He used them he said before the film ever came out..Dave has loads of sayings..he told me them when we went out..we laughed about them and agreed that Dave is the funniest player on the circuit!

Don't forget to call me englishcat when you go out with dave, we'II have a blast.

Ok jetsfan I will..Dave phoned tonight and we talked for ages..Hes thinking of selling his boat Hearty!..I said "Oh Dave,why?"..he said "So I can buy a 200 foot yacht Cat"..I said "Sounds great Dave when are u doing it?"..He said "Very soon friend Cat"..He said I can name the yacht when he gets it!..good old friend Dave

Last post dreadful...Im posting from Australia via a needle program but Dave phoned on my mobile phone earlier..hes entering a tourney next week and wanted some advice..we chatted about strategies for ages and I think I left him in a more confident mood!

"Needle programs" don't work anymore you fucking doorknob. Networks caught onto them a long time ago. So why don't you at least try and get a life? I mean, you were almost amusing for a little while now you are just annoying. STFU and get a personality.

great player and i like watchin this guy play

tom u litterally havent got a clue i dont suck arse but i can honestly say the devilfis is one of iff not the best in the fxxxxng world so f u u little cuecumber

from leigh ... i never wrote that, so who did that was disrespectful and i know dave and played poker with him... hes sound lucky but good luck 2 him.. leigh ruderham

Instead of saying "nice hand" after losing to Raymer he says "I should have known better than to bluff a calling station". What a jerk.

"Gin..always gin"

The one person I try to learn to from. This guy can take a crap hand and make you think he has Straight Flush. Thats the one think missing from my play that If I ever get a handle on it, I will turn Pro.

I beat there is only a handfull of players that can pull the stuff he does and get away with it. He gets into your head and makes you thing your pocket Aces are crap and you need to fold:) The same reason Gus scares them off. You never know if they played AK, AA, etc or 63 suited.

what the fuck

frenchie
 

hows it going

my old freind

Hey Dave, Your my inspiration man.

I started playing poker after i saw you play, love your work :)

Keep up the good play, and best of luck with up and coming events you take part in.

Im not really expecting a reply as your probably a busy man, but i shall check up for a reply when i can, take care mate.

Mike.

Dave
 

Hey Dave.

Just thought id say your my inspiration, you got me into playing poker after i watch you play, ive never really had a chance to contact you before, so just thought id give you a shout.

Well, good luck with all of your up and coming events and i hope your keeping well.

Im not really expecting a reply as i respect the fact that your a busy guy, but i will check up now and then, untill then take care.

Mike.

whats up devilfish, we just played in london at that partypoker thing, 6 seated TV table. I sat on your right. Those guys were donkeys at our table, sorry you went out early, by far the second best player at the table, :)