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Old 02-01-05, 06:00 PM
holdem, prison style
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matusow will enjoy playing holdem in jail. when he looks at his hole cards, he will find 9" of SPADE in his pie hole and 10" of SPADE in his corn hole, giving a whole new meaning to all-in, the nuts, and betting on the come. It will brought to us by the all-star broadcasting team of hollywood home game hero vince van patten, norman chad and the battle of the sexes announcers kennedy and whatever the hell the other fat bastards name is. hilarity will ensue.check your local listings for time and date.