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Old 06-03-05, 06:00 PM
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I personally think mike sounds like a good guy. I rank a poker player's coolness on how good they are at poker in relation to how obscene they can act while playing. The best being if they can act very very obscene and horrible while playing great poker. It is obvious to me then, that mike must be the king of all poker. People should bow down to him and tell him he rules, and hope they can be dissed by him, so that they can possibly tape record it and worship the tape for the rest of their lives. Lots of people talk trash and suck at poker. They are losers. Lots of people are silent and are good at poker. They are alright. Very very very very very few people talk trash and are good at poker. They rule. They know they are rare, and that people are expecting them to lose, since they are such trash talkers. So when they instead do well, they can basically tell everyone else to shut up and admit what the real deal is. That all the trash they talked was all completely true. They got played at the game of poker, on and off the table. Not only did they lose to him on the table, but they also called what they thought was his bluff of sucking at poker, when they heard him trash talk, and got owned there too, when they found out he didnt suck. SO yea mike is basically supreme to all. He deserves a lot of respect. He is probably the coolest poker player in the world.Hopefully someday i will have the privedge to sit in the same room he is trash talking. O yea, he also definitely was right in crying. someone earlier mentioned that it was not a very bad beat, that ace king gets beat by 7 2 offsuit too quite frequently, hinting that gettind beat by 72 is worse. ITS NOT!!!!!! getting beat by ace queen is much rarer than getting beat by 7 2 when u have ace king. This is because ace queen is DOMINATED by ace king, meaning that it shares a card with the aceking (the ace) but has a lower non-shared card (the queen) so basically if no ace queen or king hit the board, the ace queen loses. If an ace hits the board, the ace queen still loses. If a king hits the board, the ace queen loses, if a queen and a king hit the board, the ace queen loses, if an ace and a king hit the board the ace queen loses, and if an ace a king and a queen hit the board the ace queen loses, it is only in that insanely rare instance that only a queen hits the board, that the ace king loses, rather than the ace queen. Ace queen beating ace king is quite frankly disgusting. It should not happen. It is messed up. Mike had every right to cry. Most of u guys would have to if u had any clue how rare that queen spike is. Im surprised he did not punch that guy in the face. It would have been very reasonable, considering how unreasonable of a win it was. In fact the fact that he didnt fight the guy, is a bit upsetting to me. That was probably the only flaw in mike, for the whole tournament. I hope mike destroys all his opponents for the rest of his life, and never has to endure the incredibly rare horrific beat of ace king losing to ace queen again.... truley horrid. But yea, hes a great guy. I hope u all like him now that i convinced u why hes actually ridiculously awsome. If not you are thick headed and deserve a bad beat, so bad u cant even understand why u should actually be crying about it, which u wouldnt be, since u wouldnt understand the significance. K cya guys. U probly arent very good at poker. I hope u understood all the stuff i wrote. Its complicated but if u reread it a few times ull see that im correct. Trust.