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Old 05-04-05, 06:00 PM
Gus hansan
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Gus hansen is so lucky.One day he was just walking down the streets of monte carlo and a bag of gold fell out of the sky. Then a cute danish chick said "hey thats my money! But its ok you can keep the 5 million in that bag marked with a dollar sign because I think backgammon players are hot.Why don't you come back to my place some time. I turned out that she was bi and gus was got involved in some hot threesomes. But after eating all that whipped cream off their young supple bodies, he had to go to the bathroom. He crapped out gold coins(by luck) and a deed to a multimillion dollar mansion. Then his newfound lover said hey gus my cousin is benny binion, he will make sure that you never lose at poker again.