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Worst date ever! Hi all, the most depressing date I've ever had was last night with englishcat. He came to pick me up in his moms 72 dodge that ran out of gas half way to this bar he was taking me to. So we had to walk the rest of the way there... Since I weigh 400lbs and cannot walk long distances, it was his idea to hit this gay bar nearby. I looked into his pimple infested face and said "uhh thats a gay bar, but you're not gay?"... To which he replied "I have dabbled in it a bit, but I'm over that now, you're the only girl for me"... So we went in, and it seemed like every queer in there knew who he was, and each had a pet name for him. I then noticed he was gone, I was looking all over for him, and then saw the awful truth... He was making out with two little asian boys at a secluded booth. I got the hell out of there, and I will never EVER go out with him again.
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