With my perverse sense of humor, I was sorely tempted to just type the above line as my post...
I played online for awhile for cash and lost my shirt.
Was offline for a year due to illlness and now am re-learning how to play.
Ideally I would like to be able to make what I used to working ( about $ 1500 a month ) but would be happy just to make enough for a newer Mac and some pizza.
I love reading about poker, watching poker and the first live poker game I ever played, I won about $2000 and had 8 players ready to kill me because they couldn't believe I was a newbie.
No one would play trivial pursuit with me either because I won every game. I wonder if they have trivial pursuit tourneys for $$$ ? LOL...
And like looking at gorgeous women, my gf can't understand why I watch so much poker.
It is like playing the piano, or playing wargames...practice, practice, practice and learning how to be better...
Hopefully to be the dreaded Iron City G one day...