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  #91  
Old 07-25-05, 06:00 PM
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Phil Laak beats a computer at poker [url]http://www.pokernews.com/news/2005/07/terminator-laak-beats-poker-bot.htm[/url]
  #92  
Old 07-27-05, 06:00 PM
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i wander if hes piped jennifer tilly? or banged her
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Old 07-28-05, 06:00 PM
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and when we see the next tournament on tv where phil is wearing his trademark then englishcat is biggest 'b.s. poker poser artist he knows everyone on the left side list including wild bill hickock
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Old 07-29-05, 06:00 PM
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You are so jealous..I kNOW phil and hes my friend
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Old 08-01-05, 06:00 PM
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Phil sent me an email earlier and was saying in it how good I was to buy him his jacket and hes going to buy me something back!..I quickly replied saying that he didnt have to do that as Im his friend and It doesnt matter...Phil then rung up and said "I can rely on you Cat you are a true friend and Im coming over soon to see you"...come quick Phil Itll be good to see you again!
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Old 08-01-05, 06:00 PM
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To set the record straight...I "Phoned" Englishcat today. While T***y-F***ing J-Till and 4-tabling online, and authoring my manifesto.
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Old 08-01-05, 06:00 PM
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Hmmm that above post wasn't by me. How could it be? Everyone knows I am in jail and can't make calls.
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Old 08-02-05, 06:00 PM
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Hes a great poker player (poker does take skill by the way) and even Mike Sexton (a WPT comintator) said that his behavour will make him and WPT a lot more fansany thing to say:molehouse@gmail.com
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Old 08-02-05, 06:00 PM
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good above post..Phil is a good man..hes better than average at poker as I proved when I only just beat him at a home game!
  #100  
Old 08-02-05, 06:00 PM
TILLY IS A B-LISTER
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His girlfriend Tilly is a B or C list actress, she thinks she is so great and is horrible and warner brothers laughs at her and does shiit for her, and her boyfriend is a donkey
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Old 08-03-05, 06:00 PM
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the odds of you beating me again are 999-1 i challenge you to a rematch except lets add a stipulation i win i get one nite with jennifer goodbye
  #102  
Old 08-03-05, 06:00 PM
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Hi all..Phil just went on webcam with me..He was wearing his Jacket again..he said Hes going in a home game tonight with Hellmuth and will be wearing his jacket for luck..I said "Phil you are sure to win"..he laughed and said "I know Cat,with this jacket from my best friend I can count my winnings already"
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Old 08-04-05, 06:00 PM
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Lol the last post quite amusing but wasnt by me..Phil is on my mobile phone at the min..he wants me to fly over soon for a home game!..I said "Seeyou soon Phil itll be good to see each other again"..He sounded relieved and said "Good One Cat and you will see Jen again I know she likes you and thinks you are so funny"..I said "Ok Phil see you soon my friend"
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Old 08-04-05, 06:00 PM
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after you play the 1st pokerbot i want match with same stipulation
  #105  
Old 08-05-05, 06:00 PM
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i know who leader is
  #106  
Old 08-05-05, 06:00 PM
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It's me, but only when hopped up on the roids.
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Old 08-05-05, 06:00 PM
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no im leader
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Old 08-05-05, 06:00 PM
rick cano
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no im the real leader talk f'n english sheff
  #109  
Old 08-06-05, 06:00 PM
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Hiya all..Phil rung this morning..he said that a top fashion designer in L.A had put his new catchphrase onto a new clothes line and would Phil be interested in marketing it?..I said" Go for it Phil".he said "Thanks Cat,I knew you would understand"
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Old 08-06-05, 06:00 PM
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Hiya all,,Santa Claus rung this morning, he said he wants to start a second Christmas, in July, and he wants me to market it.
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Old 08-07-05, 06:00 PM
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Hmm previoua post wasnt by me..awful..Phils jackets are going to be such a hit with the designers..theyre putting my catchphrase I invented for him all over them..I cant wait to se the quality of them and to see Phil wear them on TV!
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Old 08-07-05, 06:00 PM
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Where Is A Robert Williamson Iii Profile. He Just Busted The Unibomber At The Pro's Vs. Comedians On Game Show Net Work. Give Some Respect.
  #113  
Old 08-08-05, 06:00 PM
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No, I am the leader. You losers can kiss my ass. Go back to playing find the trouser snake with Don Zimmer in the back of the bullpen.
  #114  
Old 08-09-05, 06:00 PM
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hey phil if you read whats on the post on jennifers profile you should stick with jennifer and rule the poker world together like darthvader and luke skywalker that way you dont ever have to work some 9-5 job in a stinky under air conditioned engineering office with nosey co workers and a shitty manager.
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Old 08-10-05, 06:00 PM
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Hiya all..Phil just phoned he said that his jacket with "Laak Erie" on the back are being made in Korea as we speak!..he sounded very excited and said "Oh Cat it was your idea you are such a true friend"..I laughed and said "Anything for you Laak Erie"..He burst out laughing and said "Oh Cat you are so funny and such a good friend"..I said "Thanks Phil so are u"!
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Old 08-12-05, 06:00 PM
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With the AKA name “Unabomber” in these time of war and terrorist is disrespectful, I recommend you find a new AKA out of respect of all Americans
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Old 08-13-05, 06:00 PM
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Hiya..previous post is true..thats why I thought up the name "Laak Erie" for Phil..I said "A lot of Americans are scared and think your name is wrong"..he thought and said "Cat,think up one for me"..I did and hes now officially known as Laak Erie..You will see him on the WPT being introduced by Mike Sexton as that name!
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Old 08-19-05, 06:00 PM
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foget coming back as sam farha i want to come back as phil laak in the 2nd life so i can bang jennifer
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Old 08-20-05, 06:00 PM
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Hmm..Phil is in France now playing a tourney..he phoned tonight and said afterwards hes coming to England to see me..I said to him we will have a great weekend out on the town drinking and chasing women...He said "Im gonnaget busted out early at the thought Cat!"..how we laughed
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Old 08-21-05, 06:00 PM
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how about all you people stop criticizing englishcat, give the man a break. Theres nothing wrong with being friendly.
 

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