POKER INFO - PROILE - Phil Hellmuth

the poor bastard gets beat by poor players...unlucky...so sad

He's nothing compared to Hon Le. Didn't even tip a friend of mine who works at Cheetahs. That's right, Phil went to Cheetahs and got a lap dance...he's human yo. But quite a jerk.

I have seen Phil lose over $100,000 cash, on at least ten diferent occasions in live games. He sucks. Trust me, if you play 150 plus events a year, you are bound to win 1 or 2. Many fear him in tourneys for no reason. Even mediocre high limit cash players smile when they see him walk into the room.

PHIL PHIL PHIL!!! I HOPE THAT SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, YOU GET THIS POST AND READ IT!!! Even better would be a magical reply to my email address! So I'm curious... What was up with the snowmen all in right after the T.J. slow roll? I know T.J. said he didn't slow roll you, but for some reason I think the old coot totally did it and lied about not doing it just to put you on tilt! AND IT WORKED! What a great lie if it was one! Not only does it put you on tilt, but it makes other opponents think "Gee, maybe the old guy is starting to lose it. I hope he keeps not seeing his hands!" Plus, he keeps the respect of everybody because they actually think he didn't slow roll it! I know slow rolling is bad etiquette, but if I had the opportunity to slap one of the best players ever with a move like that I'd do it in a second! There's many reasons to do it. To make you get out of your game, put you on tilt, make you want revenge (bad to ever want revenge in poker). Wanting revenge for a previous hand is what got you in trouble with A-3 to begin with! I know slow rolling isn't something you want to make habit of, but poker is war and in war all is fair within the rules! T.J. never broke any rules! And I'm sure he knows perfectly well that your biggest pet peeve in poker is being slow rolled! I simply can't believe a player as good as T.J. would not realize he landed a flush on the river while only seeing a double belly buster straight draw before the river card landed. I think he remembered the hand from 1 year ago he beat you on, the one you remembered like yesterday, and he played against you realizing you're will for revenge! HE'S OBVIOUSLY GOT YOUR NUMBER! But, you can get his if you forget the revenge factor and play him like you play anybody else; by reading them calmly and realizing that you can potentially lose any hand at any time. You're still one of my favorite players, but after seeing that I lost some respect for you and gained much more for old T.J. It's one thing to whine when you're still in the game, acting as you're on tilt when you aren't to fool your opponents, but you were showing your true colors and it literally got you knocked you out of the tournament! Maybe you should read "Zen and the Art of Poker" by Larry Phillips. I know he's a nobody compared to you, but he makes great points regarding controlling your emotions and mind in poker. If you have a hole in your game, it's your tilt factor! I still think you're one of the best people readers in the game, but you are easy to read when you get all fired up! So do one of two things. SHUT UP, or become a better actor. And for the love of Pete, don't whine after you get knocked out of a tourny. :-) Last but not least, please win another big event ASAP. I want to see you shut up these people who think you suck, they really have no idea what they are talking about. Despite your tilt factor, you still rule!

Didn't realize my post was so freakin huge, maybe typing 60+ wpm is a downfall. LOL... Hope ya'll love or hate me for it!

I read all your post, jmarlowe and it was long but good. I don't recall the 2 games Hellmuth vs. TJ, but I agree a lot with your last point: Don't be a d1ckhead when you get knocked out of a tournament. I've heard people who met Phil and said he was a nice guy, and please, anyone who says he's a fish is just an idiot. I just saw the ESPN replay of Phil vs. the old man Sam Grizzle, that was a riot. Reading this board is also a trip.

Word has it that Phil was almost kicked out of the Commerce for lying on the floor in the fetal postion for over 2 minutes after a bad beat. Floor managers had to "have a word with him." I think he sometimes thinks he's above the law in poker rooms cause he's Phil "f-ing Helmuth." He's a child, and you know Hon Le is waiting for him at this years main event.Out!

from the first time a sat at the poker table i knew that some day i could play like the pros. thanks to your book and doyles super systems, i havent had to wrk for money for the last 19 months, i play 40 80 limit hold em at the commerce casino. i am doing very well for my self and i am considering playing in more tourneys. thank you for wrighting your book on the game and getting me out of the gas station.

Phil, explain to me why you'd go 15 bets heads up with a guy when you aren't holding the nuts? When you slowplayed AA preflop, was it really that impossible for you comprehend someone calling 42o from the SB? Ya know what they say Phil...better to win a small pot than lose a HUUUUUUGE POT and and go on complete tilt afterwards. I'd love to know what's the most times you've rebought in a live game....gotta be double digits.

Phil is a very talented player, but he is totally full of himself. He thinks he is so superior to all of his opponents. Although he is better than most poker players, he is not as spectacular as he thinks he is and he certainly makes his fair share of mistakes. It's time he came down from his high horse. Overall rating: A-

Phil is the most entertaining poker player i have ever played with...his skill and patience makes him the best in the world...maybe 2nd best ever....behind doyle of course...I had the pleasure of getting taken out on pocket queens by phil...And as for sam grizzle...hes a little bitch...P.S. phil's book play poker like the pros is amazing

Phil is definetly one of the best, and is still a fairly young player. But, hes the kind of guy that cant be wrong, he thinks everything he does is perfect and whines when hes beat. He needs to wake up and realize this is poker, everyone has there tough beats, you just have to get over them. Phil, your not perfect, but your extremely good.

Phil, I took your cash in a side game in Tunica during the world series of poker. You try to bully all that play, but you can't bully me as you remember. Not bad taking over $6,000 mainly from you in that stud game! Stick to tourneys!

Hes good at what he does everyone acts differently when they have bad beats phil likes rolling up on the floor. i like going to the video games and playing boxing or something and punching the wall after a bad beat. Ive had my bad beats and ive almost lost it but i havnt seen him totally lose it. AND ALCOHOL DOES MAKE U DO STUPID STUFF LOL.

How can you like a middle aged man that cries to his mother when he loses????? You would think that Sam would have smarted him up but nope, he's still the same whiney, little cry baby that he always was!

Phil makes the greatest calls and folds

Nice line about him crying to his mother. I don't think this guy has ever been laid. And I believe he's married. Phuckin' dork.

This guys a phuckin grown up cry baby !!!!Im 15 and i act more mature than him when i lose a hand!!! LOL

Someone get this guy a diaper

u gotta love this guy tho..and recently it seems he only loses on the worst beats..check wsop 2k3 and all the wpt events...but stu ungar is till the best player ever...

never change phil

hellmuth is the best ever, watching him play poker is better than sex

Has this guy ever had a girlfriend in his life? Has he ever gotten laid? I always just see him break down into tears after he gets knocked off and go hug his mommy. Great poker player but such a dork!

i really hope you read this phil if your sooooooooooo great please give me a chance of a life time 2 play you heads up i think your great but i know u hate gambling poker players come on phil heres a challenge for you

Do you think this guy ever gets laid? The Queer has a ton of cash and I bet even fat chicks turn him down. Whata fuckin' dork.

NINE WSOP bracelets. Yeah, what a fish

I read this guys book and not only did I like it but it improved my game... With that said I cant stand him... Although he is a good player is is also a good cry baby.

There are a ton of people better than Phil besides brunson, take the great Johnny Moss for example. There are many others if you need more proof.

A ton of people don't have nine WSOP bracelets, Kaos.

You will never again win the World series of Poker.