POKER INFO - PROILE - Howard Lederer

I was going to play in the WSOP, but I spent all my money on meth and gay porno videos featuring underage Asian boys screwing midgets. Maybe next year.

Hmm very funny..anyways Howard emailed me earlier with a few questions about poker..like when to raise and when to call and when to fold..I emailed him my replies straightaway...next thing the phone rings its Howard..he said "Thanks for the tips Cat I shall use them in my next tourney"..I said "Thats ok Howard anything for u my friend"..I also told him about me ringing up Annie last night and helping her and now shes ok..he said "Cat thanks a lot I owe u one"..no worries Howard see you soon

you still didnt answer what i said on jul 22 2005 englishcat

I wouldnt play at the world series cos I wouldnt want to take money off my friends..when I play them in home games I win 80% of the time..last time I played Howard I took 2500 dollars off him...shows the mark of the man cos he remains a very good friend

By the way, not only have I never met a real poker player, I'm not even English. I tried to be a British citizen, but they decided that I am a pathological liar and kicked me out. I guess I will have to stay in my Mom's basement and ass-rape some more stray cats. Cheerio!

Hmph the above post wasnt written by me...update Howard phoned this morning and asked me to fly over for a home game with him and Annie and Annies husband..I said "Would be great Howard when shall I come?"..he said "Come next week Cat U can stay at mine and we can sit up all night playing poker drinking beer and Talking"..I said "I shall book the flights Howard"..Itll be great seeing Howard again..we havent seen each other for a few weeks now..of course we keep in contact via the phone and email but it isnt the same as seeing your friend in person!

English cat you fuck nut, no professional would be getting advice from a 13 year old. Get a life. You don't know shit about poker. Shut the hell up.