Starting hands?

[palpatine]

Dude id be all like looking down at the ole k 7 suited and get a stiffy its time to freakin play raise! I announce proudly. This random duoche calls with with a j flop come a q 7 one club im all like im all in! He calls it comes bump bump running clubs and im all like yay man ship it. Also i like hands like j x suited or better like q5 suited any hand that connects in any way like 9 5 off is the nuts. Another really good hand is like 10 5 cuz you can make all the straights in the game its the only hand where you can make all straights. So that hand is definately a four bet hand or even call all in with. Ok so heres a story we playin 1 2 no limit this guy got aces he makes it 10 next guy got qq he makes it 35 ive got 200 behind me i shove allin 10 5 clubs both players call flop is 234 two clubs! Turn is q hearts brick! River is ace of diamonds i made the small straight cuz i had 10 5 and my opponents sets were no match for the might 10 5 cuz it makes all the straights.