POKER INFO - PROILE - Howard Lederer

englishcat it seems like every day there some poker player has a problem every day .and they call you to sovle it. when a poker player comes over and they have the best time of there life. and if you are that good at poker why dont you play at the world series of poker.

I was going to play in the WSOP, but I spent all my money on meth and gay porno videos featuring underage Asian boys screwing midgets. Maybe next year.

Hmm very funny..anyways Howard emailed me earlier with a few questions about poker..like when to raise and when to call and when to fold..I emailed him my replies straightaway...next thing the phone rings its Howard..he said "Thanks for the tips Cat I shall use them in my next tourney"..I said "Thats ok Howard anything for u my friend"..I also told him about me ringing up Annie last night and helping her and now shes ok..he said "Cat thanks a lot I owe u one"..no worries Howard see you soon

you still didnt answer what i said on jul 22 2005 englishcat

I wouldnt play at the world series cos I wouldnt want to take money off my friends..when I play them in home games I win 80% of the time..last time I played Howard I took 2500 dollars off him...shows the mark of the man cos he remains a very good friend

By the way, not only have I never met a real poker player, I'm not even English. I tried to be a British citizen, but they decided that I am a pathological liar and kicked me out. I guess I will have to stay in my Mom's basement and ass-rape some more stray cats. Cheerio!

Hmph the above post wasnt written by me...update Howard phoned this morning and asked me to fly over for a home game with him and Annie and Annies husband..I said "Would be great Howard when shall I come?"..he said "Come next week Cat U can stay at mine and we can sit up all night playing poker drinking beer and Talking"..I said "I shall book the flights Howard"..Itll be great seeing Howard again..we havent seen each other for a few weeks now..of course we keep in contact via the phone and email but it isnt the same as seeing your friend in person!

English cat you fuck nut, no professional would be getting advice from a 13 year old. Get a life. You don't know shit about poker. Shut the hell up.

i agree

and i bet you suck at poker

Hmm..U fellows are so jealous of me being good friends with Howard..and if Im so bad at poker how comes I beat Howard the last 4 times we played together..After each time I beat him I explained where he had gone wrong and he agreed to tighten his game up..so now Howard will have a good end to 2005!

englishcat you say you beat howard 80% of the time and the reason you dont play at the world series of poker is because you dont want to take there money BULL SHIT howard can baet you any day and and you have to be mean to play poker ok pussy you just make up these thing up AND howard can tell what cards you have in a second and he dont need to ask you what to do when he has a good hand so stop lieing englishcat

That above post is v cruel..All I have to say is Howard and I are good friends..I have gave him many tips on poker..for example last time we played together he held KK..He was looking at his cards and I could see his hands start to shake a little..He said "Raise" In a husky voice..I was holding 10 10..I immediately said "I fold" then turned them over..Howard looked at me in shock..he said "Cat thats a good hand heads up why did u lay?!"..I said " I knew u had a good hand Howard" and then proceeded to tell him what tells He gave me..after that His tells are getting harder to pick!

lol lol lolif i had a million dollars I'd buy you love....lol

he knows better to do that he never shakes whatch him on tv jackass and ms pocket you are crazy and englishcat get a life howard know better ok

I can't help it guys, I have these fantasies about all of the (male) poker players. Maybe it is a result of getting ass drilled by my cousins, I am not sure. All I know is I love cock, and any one of the players on here can show me their "pocket rockets" anytime.

howard is one of the hardest players to read. and also 10-10 is a good hand no matter how many players

Thanks Ms Pockets..want to be my friend?..anyways its all true about Howard and of course u cant see his hands shake on Tv now cos I told him how to get rid of it..He rang tonight by the way..he said "Cat when are u coming over I havent seen u for a while" I said "How about I fly over on Monday and see u?"..he was so excited and started whooping and cheering..he said "Wow Cat you have made my day I cat wait to see you again"..see you soon friend Howard

You people are too funny. I got on this site to learn more about some top poker players. I am a "Saturday evening kitchen table" player, $10 buy in kind of thing. Even then I usually get beat! I just like watching the WPT and wanted to know more about some of my favorite players. Half of the people who post on here are nuts! My favorite is Englishcat. I love the way he gets all of the rest of you worked up. Don't you all realize that this is just a lonley guy who forgot to take his medication. If you quit responding to him he will get bored and take up a new website where he can tell everyone he is best friends with all of the top players on the PBA bowling tour. Then perhaps we could actually read what mentally stable people think of these great poker players. Just a thought.

Amazed I take offence at your stereotyping of the mentally ill - how would YOU like it if YOUR bother or sister was a spazmong? I bet you wouldn't like it when they started eating their own faeces in public or pretended to be a parrot. Have a little more respect for the loonies.

LOL @ Wizardio.

I am friends with Howard and he will tell you the same if u would ask him..as a matter of fact Im on the phone to him now...I wish U all had a cam so I could show u me on the phone to him...hes talking about Annie and George at the moment..theyre having a few problems with Annie being away a lot of the time..I just said to Howard.."My friend shall I come over and talk to George and reassure him everythings ok?"..Howard said "Cat thats brilliant come over soon and talk to him,he knows you well and will listen to you" so Im flying over on Friday and talking to George (Annies Husband)..It will be cool to catch up again!

englishcat you are fuckl up in the head im being honest you need some help how can he get rid of that in a day you said you have a home game like a day or two days ago now you and howard hasnt see each other for a long time you need help i mean it

I bought his DVD's and they helped my game a ton. I e-mailed Mr. L a few questions and he was nice enough to answer them. Englishcat, get a life.Flashy play looks great on tv, and sucking out on a draw is dramatic, but not good poker.So for the trash talking types, enjoy your bluster, but if you sit with me you would keep your mouth shut, I can guarantee it.And a guy like Howard would demolish you at the table.

englishcat you not on her laptop look at your id addresses you are at your house. see your addresses is 82.34.53.61 and you say you are at her house and it says 82.34.53.61 so you lieing. see you dont know any poker player

I am on her laptop at the moment..My IP is the same as I log in with a needle programme meaning its the same on any computer..anyways I best go Annie and I are going out for a few drinks with Howard..George doesnt want to come hes in his study drawing a new map of the planets..Thats his job by the way

when i go to the libary somtime and i log in my password and go to this it has a differnt idaddress then my home laptop so the idaddress is in the computer. so you lieing

and that was for englishcat

and englishcat you say in in london with cris and you say you at annies house so you at london and america at the same time

chris