POKER INFO - PROILE - T.J. Cloutier

At Tunica, he was playing craps and asked to borrow 500 from me, I gave him 200, he almost looked offended. He lost it moments later, and said he would pay me back in the Poker room, but just disappeared. TJ, you owe me man!

simply the goofiest looking man that has ever touched a deck of cards.

Only an idiot would discount the advice he gives in his tournament book. Class player worth millions.

If they awarded golden toothbrushes, instead of Bracelets for winning events, He would certainly benefit.Floss might help too.

TJ's book Championship no limit and pot limit hold'em poker is awesome, its easy to see why he is such a respected tournament player

my Q-5's and J-4's will murder him.

He looks constipated in his picture!!!

In his description at top - Can some please explain why the dealer took his fucking cards away??? I DONT UNDERSTAND?? Why on earth did the dealer take his cards when he was making a bet (and had the nuts)? I would sack the stupid dealer straight away, hope he never works again. Can someone explain WTF this happened????

You just won your 6th WSOP bracelet.Now if anyone on this forum actually knew what that was they might be proud of you.

We were at the same craps table at the Orleans one time and he bet across on all the numbers which is a terrible strategy(bet the 6 and 8 with 2 come bets and go from there) of course I sevened out right away.

There should be more older pros out there smacking the new guys down like T.J. His record speaks for itself.

he won the 5,000 dollar no limit title this year. id say he is one ofthe best ever. his book is my bible to cash game play. he is half thereason i can play for a living now. his book was given to me by a friend. well i was so greatfull for he knowlege that i bought a new one just so i didnt feel guilty for getting free golden advice. words itcant express what that knowlege has done. Thanks Mr Tj. you are the man GO ARGOS Darin in baltimore

congrats on the bracelet TJ

Bracelet? Only homos wear julery.

That'll explain why your dad has a 3-inch thick gold chain around his neck then.

TJ still owes me 200 bucks from a night at the Tunica. I am DEAD serious about this. On my mom's grave and a Bible, he borrowed 200 from me, and said he would hook me up in the poker room. Never happened. Anyone want to give him my info?1oregoncowboy@saintly.comThanks!

Looks like my uncle plays like my aunt. He BLOWS!

Umm, for the guy who loaned TJ that 200 bucks you will never see it. TJ has one bad vice and that is Craps. Everything he has one at Poker has been lost at the Craps table as he has a serious gambling addiction. He is well known for borrowing money from strangers who think they'll get paid back...he never does

Im a gambling addict myself even though im good at poker. My main weakness is cash tables, i can never get up when im ahead or cut my losses when behind. I just sit until i lose all my chips (even if it takes 6-7 hours straight) or until the table breaks up. Even when i do sit up with a nice profit, i just wanna find another table and keep doubling up. Its not a nice habit but i love poker, such a dilemma. I do well in tournaments but then blow my winnings soon enough at cash tables.

TJ said he gave up the craps. But why wouldn't he pay me back the money, or anyone the money. He makes a ton of cash, you would think his reputation is more important to him than that.

Get your money back? Youre walkin around blind without a cane buddy. You really think I remember the thousands of people ive scammed? You were robbed. Take it like a man. I am a fat ,hideous, distasteful, unsavory, malicious, degenerate gambler that syphons cash from casino patrons as frequently as i syphon oxygen into my lungs because im TJ Cloutier and I can. The only thing meaningful in life is the next bet. Thats why I exist; for the next bet. Next time ill rip you off $2000 instead of $200 because you whine like a little girl. Stop crying, wipe those tears away and get on with your life kid. By the way if you have $200 I can borrow then disregard what I said above. Youre a wonderful individual and your generosity will be your ticket into heaven. Now, wheres the $200.

TJ Cloutier is the man. I've only been playing poker for about a month and a half, but I've been studying it for at least 5 hours a day, and from watching countless poker videos and tournaments, I've acquired a great liking for TJ Cloutier. Not only is he just a cool as ice person, but he's also the best no limit hold'em tournament player in the world, and those tournaments are the engine of the caddilac of poker.

You have been playinging for a couple months and you are ready to take on the world, eh?Hey Luke, tell me where you are playing, I want to be in the game against you. LOL.

TJ is the babe ruth of poker there is a lot of greats out there, but hes the best and if what he says is true that he can remember the way a man plays years later that pretty unbelievable.

emailed one of the bloggers on poker pages about who was the person he/she was talking about when he/she stated that a poker pro won his sixth bracelet at the wsop but probbly wouldnt have claim to all of the first place money(because of backers) or will probbly blow it in craps-- tj was the person he/she was talking about.

does he have teeth? mine are bad but atleast they're there

nice rack

This guys got some impressive tits for a guy

Aug 10 comment "I'd hit it". that's the funniest thing I've seen on all of these message boards. runner up was the guy who told James woods to stick to acting b/c he was good in "Jaws". haha

But he *was* good in Jaws.. whats the joke?