POKER INFO - PROILE - Paul Magriel

He is Humpty Dumpty. All the kings horses and all the kings men tried to put him back together again and they did a real shitty job. Even a female pig injected with whisky wouldn't let him do her.

If he catches Leprosy and then gets caught in a horrible fire he would look better. He made my eyes bleed when he was on television, then he started qucking and my head exploded. I'm suprised he doesn't win every tournament just by making all of his opponents ill.

Why does this guy have an extended piece of nose on one side? It looks so deformed. Plus he's always sticking out his tongue, rubbing his face, messing up his hair. And to top it all off - he went ALL-IN with 7-2o and a pretty decent stack, got called by A-8 and lost. What a wacko.

If there was EVER a case for plastic surgery the time is now. In fact if I ever win a major televised event, I will declare (on TV) that I will pay for X-22's nose-job, so he can get that piece cut off or whatever. Man, shiver....

This guy could probably afford it anyway with his poker winnings.

however, there is no amount of poker winnings that could buy him the company of a woman for 2 minutes.

Previous poster, he's married u idiot!