POKER INFO - PROILE - Howard Lederer

I'm still waiting for your rebuttle Mr. IVEYFAN. I made a post on Feb 13 for the sole purpose of humiliating you. I love confrontation especially when it is with an arrogant seventh grader who thinks of post ideas for this site in his freetime (also known as homeroom). So please read my Feb. 13th post in it's entirety so you can one-fingered type a childish comeback somewhere along the lines of "yea well you're a doo doo head!! And I don't like you ANYWAYS!!", as you run down the street with your arms flailing, sporting a pouty face. Following that, I will return the favor with another five star comeback making your previous comeback look like a melted bronze medal and hopefully (for the sake of everybody who occupies this site) driving you away from ever posting on this site again.

i just now read youre "5 star post lmao...first of all if you read my post correctly, i said i do think howard is a genuis....i have not unfairly critisized anybody...i state my opinion ,if you don't like it, feel free to disagree...i love the way you make assumptions about my game and the limits i play, and are insulting much like a 6th grader,,,you seem to take great pride in arguing over the internet...says alot about how petty and small you are...as far as not posting here anymore , it would take more than a jerk like you to stop me...i dont any "5 star " comebacks , i got rid of them after i left middle school... " one finger type" lol...you are such a moron if you think that would bother me lmao...you really need to get a life...do you sit around the house all day thinking of ways to win internet arguments lol??

Sit around the house thinking of ways to win internet arguments? hmmm.. It was actually really spontaneous. You see...I was writing a four page college essay on homeland security and playing a four man game of Madden 05 at the same time. Next think I know I'm typing posts with my penis. That should give you a general idea of where this ranks on my priorities list. Now, let me translate your comeback since you've attempted to mature it as a result of my previous post. Here goes.."it would take more than a jerk like you.." Translation: "you're a doo doo head!!"...... "you really need to get a life" Translation: "I don't like you ANYWAYS!!". So there you have it. Exactly what I predicted. One thing I noticed about your post is that the person who laughs the hardest at your jokes is..well..YOU. You're trying to act mature as if graduating from the middle school was some deep growing experience. Just because you no longer call dibs on the back of the school bus and make fart noises with your armpit, doesn't mean you're all grown up now. In your posts you try to portray your image as the mature one and me as the one with maturity issues. If you really wanted to be a grown up then don't criticize established pros like they are going to read your posts and change their whole style of poker. Swallow your ego and your pride and praise the things they do well. There..now you should be all grown up. Now that's my opinion so you can respect it or not. I'm hoping you will have grown up a little by the time I get your response. All you needed was a little help from me. P.S.- stop checking your made hands in first position after the river hits only to have your opponent check behind you and have your full house embaressingly revealed to the table for minimum profit. Just a pointer for ya lil guy.

i love the way u claim to know how i play.....you havent a clue...i can post anything i want about anyone i want, as this is america ...im sure if you read things that others have posted mine are at least more respectful in their critique...if you don't agree, dont read....you are trying to win a pissing contest on the internet,,all in all very very sad lol...checking this site , like every 15 minutes waiting for my reply so you can respond.....very sad....so go back to 4 tabling ,wriiting your essay,playing video games ,as you care so little about what i say , that you feel the need to post an essay in response to me....i willl say you have defeated me,,,i give..you are the best poker player in the world and i will now say every play on this site is the greatest....you are the god of .50/1.00.....i surrender to your infinite wisdom...i am indeed frightened of your tying ability and your wordmanship...you have humbled me deeply.....i now hang my head in shame as i prepare to start my day...continuing this argument is as pointless as richard simmons asking a woman out for a date...

I'm sorry, did you just say something?

Oh it's you (unpauses video game). So I see you've come to your senses and surrendered..hmmm..very noble of you. I must say I was a little hard on you the past few days..I guess I kind of took you under my wing but you've definately come a long way. I can remember (cloud appears above head) like...two..days ago this time you were just a cocky kid, oblivious of the potential you would one day posess. Well everybody you've heard it, Iveyfan has surrendered and has decided to change. And he did it in a respectful manner. For that he should be applauded. (crowd falls silent). I said for that he should be applauded!!(5 seconds of silence passes before guy B in crowd looks to guy C and says "wanna grab a bite to eat?" guy C responds with "Sure. I heard El Polo Loco has great taquitas") Ahem..anyway. I'm proud of you Iveyfan. Peace will once again sing it's song in the halls of this forum. Don't ever be afraid to come to me for advice. I..I...love you Iveyfan. PS- would you please look at the board harder before pushing all of your chips in with the sucker end of a strait...someone could have a higher strait ya know. Sheesh!

you have never watched my play,so why do you pretend to have?